'Man Of The People' Bertie Ahern , the 'Shell/Shannon' poodle ,has been invited to the kennel of that other poodle , Tony B.Liar, where , amongst other niceities , he will thank the ensconced war-mongers for accepting the surrender of the latest batch of Irish 'rebels' and for continuing to finance their 'transition' from terriers to poodles .
In doing so, 'the bert' is , like one of his predecessors, hoping to secure his place in history . And , just like his predecessor, he is assured of that.......
